Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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