Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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