she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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