If i come over, it means nothing
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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