I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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