Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
my god I love twenty year old dicks
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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