I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
this is an emotional support booty call
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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