Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Can you bring me the toilet please
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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