The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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