But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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