Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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