Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
