Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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