physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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