Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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