Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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