he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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