Me too!
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
