apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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