i just google imaged poop.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
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Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
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I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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