I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
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