I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Pappa wants mamma naked
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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