He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
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BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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