is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
