My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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