i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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