She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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