Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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