I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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