Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
