i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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