i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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