dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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