ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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