I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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