So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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