im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I supernannyed him into submission
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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