I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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