Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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