The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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