in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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