Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
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so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
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