In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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