the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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