Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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