just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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