I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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