your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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