Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
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