Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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