I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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