Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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