scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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